An Introduction

A long time ago, in a dirty place called MySpace, I began a weekly blog of bad eBay art. Then my dog died and my dad died and I took some time off. I came back, pissed around, got yelled at for writing a blog instead of my book, and it sort of withered on the vine. Then MySpace got all creepy and weird and I just didn't want to go back.

But the heart wants what it wants.

And people want bad eBay art. They keep telling me as much.

So, here you go.